Domingo, 2 de Dezembro de 2007
-Oh, I love you guys. I really do. I mean,you're the "Lone Gunmen," aren't you?You guys are my heroes. I mean,look at this crap you print.
- We uncover the truth.
- Oh, the truth. Well, ...see that's what's so great about you monkeys.
Not only do you believe this horse pucky that we create you broadcast it as well. I mean, look at this.
There is no Saddam Hussein.
This guy's name is John Gillnitz.We found him doing dinner theater in Tulsa.
Did a mean King and I.Plays good ethnics.
-You're trying to say that Saddam Hussein's a government plant?
-I'm saying I invented the guy.We set him up in '79.
He rattles his saber whenever we need a good distraction. Ah...If you boys only knew how many of your stories I dreamed up while sitting on the pot.