Domingo, 2 de Dezembro de 2007
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Oh, I love you guys. I really do. I mean,you're the "Lone Gunmen," aren't you?You guys are my heroes. I mean,look at this crap you print.-
We uncover the truth.-
Oh, the truth. Well, ...see that's what's so great about you monkeys.Not only do you believe this horse pucky that we create you broadcast it as well. I mean, look at this.There is no Saddam Hussein.This guy's name is John Gillnitz.We found him doing dinner theater in Tulsa.Did a mean King and I.Plays good ethnics.-
You're trying to say that Saddam Hussein's a government plant?-
I'm saying I invented the guy.We set him up in '79.He rattles his saber whenever we need a good distraction. Ah...If you boys only knew how many of your stories I dreamed up while sitting on the pot.