Oh My God?! I Think ... I´m a Pseudo Indie...

-Oh, crap.


I guess I should have seen this coming!


Hello?


- Genie! Whatever the hell your name is!
- Yes?


- What the hell is this?


- It's what you asked for...peace on Earth.


Listen.


-You know damn well that's not what I meant.
 

- You didn't specify.


- This has nothing to do with specificity!You don't have to wipe out the entire population of the whole planet...just to affect a little peace on Earth and goodwill towards men.


-Mmm, you didn't say, "Goodwill towards men."


So you expect me to change the hearts of six billion people?


No religion in history's been able to pull that off.


Not Allah or Buddha or Christ.


But you'd like me to do that in your name?


So... what, you can feel real good about yourself?


-Did I say that?I didn't say that.


-Mmm, how grotesquely egotistical of you.